Flying Saucers in Saturnian Orbit!

Yes! From no less a source than Space.com and NASA comes news of weirdo flying saucers in orbit around the planet Saturn! In fact, they've even got computer-generated pictures, which are almost as good as real ones. Here's the one they're calling the moon Atlas, as generated by computer, based on findings from the Cassini probe:


You can also look at a nice big blowup.

Now, those scientists are such jokers, they expect us to believe that those are natural moon formations, caused by ring material building up on the equators of the moons. But I say, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. So, nuthin' doin. I believed them when they said the Face of Mars wasn't made by aliens. And what did they do? They sent those rovers, Opportunity and Spirit, out to roll back and forth over the face until they'd obliterated the image! (But here, you can look at some other cool shots.)

You all remember the hex socket on Saturn's pole, right?

You think it's a COINCIDENCE that this same planet has flying saucers going around it???!!! I think NOT!

Write your Congress persons and demand that they send a mission to investigate aliens in our solar system!

So say we all.


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